Teacher:- Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa kyon?
Student:-
Sir, kyu ki Jinki Aankhe Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De,Teacher Wo Jo Saza de,Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De,DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De,Aur Dost Wo Jo 100rs Ka RECHARGE Karwa De,HAI KOI MERA DOSt.......?

In 1975, 6 birds were flying in the sky. Suddenly, 3 of them dropped dead on the ground.
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Why??
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Becoz Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in the air !!