Lyf means:
A winter evenin,4 frnz,Mild Rain,4 pegs of vodka..
Lyf mns:
100 bucks of petrol,Two rusty old bikes,An open road..
Lyf mns:
Maggi nodles,A hostel room,3.25 a.m...
Lyf mns:
1 Prep leave,1 night,1 book,8 duffers..
Lyf mns:
3 old frnz,3 separate cities,3 coffe mugs,n 1 yahoo messnger..
Lyf mns:
1girl,1no,4 frnz,n a fight..
Life Means:
FRIENDS!!

The new question the tailors are asking while stitching trousers since gays are legal?
Sir, Zip aage lagaoon ya peeche? :D

In 1975, 6 birds were flying in the sky. Suddenly, 3 of them dropped dead on the ground.
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Why??
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Becoz Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in the air !!